Since moving to Chicago I have written about a dozen or so songs with the guitar I bought when I was in high school (who knew a middle-class boy could have such unique ambition). They're comedy songs and they've been well received, but I've only recorded demos for two of them, "My Butt" and "Roommate Masturbating". I hope to record all of them once I have a better microphone and some real recording capital. I'm told this has something to do with the economy. For now, you can catch the rest of them live — like a fish before it's bludgeoned with a big ass hammer.